slaidman
Member Since: July 17, 2020Reviews
Dial For Men Recharge 3-in-1 Revitalizing Body Wash
This stuff is dirt cheap, on sale all the time for 3 dollars or less. Some dollar stores stock it too. And it smells amazing. A zesty, fresh scent that if you take a big whiff it gets you a little jazzed, like smelling salts, or drugs. It'll make... +
This stuff is dirt cheap, on sale all the time for 3 dollars or less. Some dollar stores stock it too. And it smells amazing. A zesty, fresh scent that if you take a big whiff it gets you a little jazzed, like smelling salts, or drugs. It'll make you do a little dance and say God DAMN that Dial is Fresh or your money back. You can't beat it. I've never had better, but I'm still leaving it at 4.5 for quality and effectiveness. I think a better soap is out there. There has to be. I have to believe. -
Garnier fructis sleek and shine shampoo
That commercial was so good. I used to think this was for women and the lgbtquties but then I heard the hook to Diamonds and Guns and I imagined I was Travis Barker with a 3 foot mohawk and a 1 foot dick and life was good. I ran out to buy some... +
That commercial was so good. I used to think this was for women and the lgbtquties but then I heard the hook to Diamonds and Guns and I imagined I was Travis Barker with a 3 foot mohawk and a 1 foot dick and life was good. I ran out to buy some Fructis and while it was good - It smells great and leaves my very thick hair feeling smooth and manageable - it could never be as good as my initial vision. How could it? I think a part of me knew all along it would never happen. I'm pretty certain the smell attracts mosquitos and other bugs. -
RockStar + Vodka Light
This is good. The regular versions are all too sweet. Except maybe Red Bull. I wish Red Bull made an energy liquor. This stuff works, I accidentally stumbled into an orgy one night and I started that night with a couple of these. Some real eyes wide... +
This is good. The regular versions are all too sweet. Except maybe Red Bull. I wish Red Bull made an energy liquor. This stuff works, I accidentally stumbled into an orgy one night and I started that night with a couple of these. Some real eyes wide shut stuff, and no one even asked who I was. A bit pricey. -
Molson Canadian 67 Beer
Mom used to drink these all the time. She's a lightweight and diabetic so it works for me. I would steal them all the time from her but I am not a lightweight so I would take all of them usually and then she would get mad even though I'd say I'd pay... +
Mom used to drink these all the time. She's a lightweight and diabetic so it works for me. I would steal them all the time from her but I am not a lightweight so I would take all of them usually and then she would get mad even though I'd say I'd pay to replace them. She said I had a drinking problem and that she was going to kick me out if I did it again. I did it again and she didn't say a word to me. We still haven't spoken. Pretty crazy if you ask me. Nice and light and refreshing. Tastes like Canadian crossed with Coors Light. For 67 calories, it's great. -
Quaker Instant Oatmeal Dino Eggs
Tastes like a cool fall morning getting ready for school. I was a latchkey kid so breakfast was always boring old cold cereal, until the day mom left these bad mofos on the counter. Hot oats and hard sugar eggs that dissolve to reveal awesome little... +
Tastes like a cool fall morning getting ready for school. I was a latchkey kid so breakfast was always boring old cold cereal, until the day mom left these bad mofos on the counter. Hot oats and hard sugar eggs that dissolve to reveal awesome little dino-friends, who I would take on the bus with me to protect from bullies. Damn man, dinosaurs were the best back then. A wonderful fantasy breakfast adventure before I faced my bully, who would call me dinobitch and take my candy dinosaurs from me. -
Pabst blue ribbon
Just meh. Weak, pale american beer. Id say its refreshing and crisp, but not much for flavour. Too much carbonation, I need to drink at least 12 to get drunk and it makes me too gassy.
Just meh. Weak, pale american beer. Id say its refreshing and crisp, but not much for flavour. Too much carbonation, I need to drink at least 12 to get drunk and it makes me too gassy. -
Dad's Rootbeer
Strong, strong root beer. The kind of root beer that makes you say "damn, that's a rooty, beery rootbeer". If your mom drank this, it'd probably get her pregnant. That's why it's Dad's.
Strong, strong root beer. The kind of root beer that makes you say "damn, that's a rooty, beery rootbeer". If your mom drank this, it'd probably get her pregnant. That's why it's Dad's. -
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